and now school starts in six days.
why
why is this happening to me
i have so much homework left
why did i bring this upon myself????
please send help
my desire to work is in the negative millions now
damn.
bye, i guess.
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This is simply a "blog" where I write what I feel like and also what my thoughts are an any big happenings, etc.
Beware: This is purely random...
I just wasted an entire summer doing nothing.
and now school starts in six days. why why is this happening to me i have so much homework left why did i bring this upon myself???? please send help my desire to work is in the negative millions now damn. bye, i guess.
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Writing a seven page math essay is not fun. Unfortunately there will be no story update from me today.
oh, the humanity. Sorry. -Deanosaur Hello Everyone! Just a quick update here.
I am doing my best to do as much homework as I can today in an effort to be able to update the story tomorrow, as it has been left pretty dormant for the past few days (weeks, whatever). Thats all I have for now! Adios! -Deanosaur Quick rundown of the past couple days. Again, sorry for kinda leaving you hanging. So, let's begin. Thursday was the same old thing: I had math and chemistry (more like che-mystery ha ha ha) homework so I was up late.
Again... And then Friday, I stayed in the "village" which is pretty much just the central part of the area where everyone goes. It has various shops and restaurants. Speaking of restaurants... Therese to be a Panda Express, but it closed, and I am sad ;-; Anyway, Last night, I was in the car for an hour and a half, and when i arrived at my destination, I was so tired i went straight to bed... And texted someone until 1:47 am.... whoops. So today I woke up at 10:50-ish and i am very very tired as I write this. Now I get to do homework. To be specific, I get to write a SEVEN PAGE ESSAY... (but get this) ON A MATH TOPIC! ew. That's all. -Deanosaur So I have this one friend who uses reddit pretty much all class, every class, and I figured that since he enjoyed it so much, I might as well try it out.
So, I go onto the App Store and download Alien Blue (which, funnily enough, was pulled from the app store days later) and made an account on reddit. Big mistake. By god how reddit has consumed my life. Whereas I used to do classwork and homework, now I go on reddit. Whereas I used to pay attention in class, now I go on reddit. Well, maybe a slight exaggeration. I don't use it during class, unless we aren't doing anything. But I do, however do it a lot when I should be doing homework, which is really bad. I am usually on one of two subreddits: r/AskReddit or r/Nosleep Send help I'm going on reddit again... -Deanosaur Greetings everyone!
Apologies for the lack of any changes or posts the past two days. Sunday I was out of the house all day, as I went to LACMA (Los Angeles County Museum of Art) which was really fun, and then after that I went to the LA Times Festival of Books over at USC (University of Southern California) Where I purchased six books, with a face value of $123.90, but which I got for only $36.45, which I think is a pretty great deal. As for yesterday, I was bogged down with homework, and by the time I finished around 10:30 (yeah yeah I know, its really not even that late) but I was quite tired and simply went straight to bed. It is currently 10:30 again, but I figured I'd squeeze in this quick thing. As for the other editors, I don't know where they have disappeared off too... hmm. Anyway, that is all for now. Bye! -Deanosaur The big change I previously mentioned has occurred! The Shout-Outs and random stuff tab has become The Game! Its nothing too complex, its just a game with a lot... A LOT! of buttons. Check it out! -Deanosaur
An official announcement that the story has officially begun! The first installment has been published! Check it out!
As you may or may not have noticed, the page formerly titled "Friends! Click This!" has been changed into a page entitled "The Story" This is because one of the things I mentioned forever ago on the former page. And I quote "Maybe I will write a story, but I am too lazy" Well, now that we have two more editors, and I am back on The Deanosaur with a fiery passion (for the time being), That laziness has gone, and a story will begin there! As of this moment, there is nothing written there aside from a little prerequisite statement from yours truly. IT WILL NOT BE LIKE THAT FOREVER! (most likely ;-;) Heres how it works: Each time one of our authors (me, Laura the Explora, or SS Ezra) decides to write some more, we will create a new text box in a different color from the last, and write to our hearts desire. Then, when each of us has ha enough, we will simply stop. We three authors have laid out the ground rules amongst ourselves and will begin writing this epic of a story soon. I know this post was a long of boring reading, but, hey, now you can look forward to the story. Updates of the story may not be regular, but they should happen eventually. That is all on that.
One last brief message before I go: I plan on making some more changes (big ones) most likely to the shout-outs and random stuff page... Stay tuned. I don't know if it'll be this week, but it could possibly happen this weekend if I have the time (and motivation). Thats all for me for now-- -Deanosaur Story Time- Fruitshey ma dudes! you know what time it is....
STORY TIME!!! with your favorite editor, LauratheExplora today I have a rather *scintillating* story for you all. stay with me lettuce begin My nose pressed against the glass. I heaved heavy, long breaths, my mouth creating pools of fog. I couldn't see. I had to see. In desperation, I wiped away the condensation with my sleeve. Sweaty silver hair framed my forehead as I peered into the dark glass. There he was, eerily still. Black shadows melted onto his face, nestling into the hollows of his flesh. My life's work sat all alone in the middle of a dark room, staring emotionless at the glass separating him from his creator. Tall and lithe, he was the ultimate weapon. 18 years it'd taken me to build him to such a finite creature. I'd grown quite attached to him; I watched him grow from prototype to efficient machine. And now his knees buckled against the stiff metal chair he sat on, all because of me. All because of the human way which I'd carved his face. ______________________________________________________________________________ "Mr. Crawford, Mr. Crawford!" Screams, cheers, and whoops escaped from the crowd. I walked across a raised platform, smiling at the crowd, and stopped in front of a dark mahogany podium. "Hello, hello!" I waved to the audience, waiting for them to silence. The claps veered to a stop. I smiled brightly. High beams of bright lights flushed against the mask covering my face. I looked across at the people's faces. Radishes, corns, plums, and a plethora of other fruity creatures looked up at me, waiting for me to speak. Only privileged fruits could attend this speaking, not the dirty vegetables and nasty meats. Deep inside, I was proud of myself for making it this far. Before my speech, my mouth formed the words of the mandatory oath, necessary for all humans to speak before talking to the fruits. "You have allowed me, a mere human, to live. I will not disappoint you heavenly creatures. Thank you, thank you. I bow humbly before you. I promise to fulfill my duty as a human and create creations which improve the lives of your people." The fruits smiled appreciatively and for once in my life I felt at ease. Fruits hated the look of humans. A mask, covering the 'ugly' humanoid face was required when approaching fruits. An oath was required for submissiveness and peace. "Today, I present to you something I've been working on for the last eighteen years. It will work to make delicious food for your people as well as work at population control. Today I present to you.... the autonomous chef." The crowd gasped, intrigued. "He will mince and create dishes more delicious than any human could with their own hands. With your support, we could create any multitude of these chefs, and fruits like you could enjoy meat and veggies at every meal." Cheers ensued. "Now, now. Without further ado, I would like to present my creation, Daniel! Daniel walked out onto the stage, all tall and lithe. He was smiling, an emotion I've never seen in him before. He was proud of his progress, too. But the crowd had stopped cheering. They were screaming now, actually. The strawberries and plums were picking up tomatoes from the crowds, throwing them at us. The tomatoes did not like this, and hurled obscenities until they splattered against the wall, inches from our heads. I started to panic. What was wrong? After a while of scattered screams, the crowd got together and started to chant. And I looked back, and my heart stopped. And I realized that I made a fatal mistake. Daniel, even though he was an automaton, looked like a human. And he wasn't wearing a mask. ______________________________________________________________________________ I didn't mean for it to happen. I didn't mean to make him like this. I just wanted a companion. My breathing subdued. I heard heavy footsteps behind me. I felt the heavy clad gloves of the Nutmeg Army on my wrists. They took him away as fast as possible. It was the first time I'd seen the Nutmeg Army. I raced through the streets trying to find him, and here he was. Just behind the glass. This was my last chance to say goodbye. Pressing my face closer against the glass, I made heavy eye contact. My fingers found their way to my head, and I tipped them away in an upwards tilt, our signal for goodbye. My mouth wound its way into a hysterical, lucrative smile. Goodbye to 18 years of my life. His eyes locked with mine. We'd reached an understanding. His hair was matted, sweat poured down his face. Still he was emotionless. And in my final, last moment before they dragged me away, to some unknown kitchen in the bottom of the world, I whispered four words to him. "You look absolutely horrible." And with that, I was gone. wow! you made it to the end of the story! congrats you crazy chicken. this has been story time with LauratheExplora!! bye ma dudes, much love |
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